Alma Mater

On the very first Day, after getting enrolled in the APEX institute, I visited my institute's computer lab. It was fully occupied human aliens(as no one except me was well dressed and in full senses). I was so impressed by the way the lab was designed. Fully equipped with 40-45 PC with geek on each terminal. Moving down the aisle i looked at various screens. Many folks were busy in chatting abt girls and some of them were busy surfing on net. My whole intention was to chat with my school mates though yahoo mesg. Before going into deep conversation I must tell u i always used Yahoo mesg. on Windows before this day.
So the story is like this....
I asked one of the boy (not man) for help to assign me a pc as in cyber cafes this was tradition. He was tall , simple and sober in nature(i learned later). He said politely to grab any revolving chair and get connected to the WORLD. Bravely,as if i have won the level 1 of the game, I moved towards a blue covered chair to claim my name. But a strange hand came from dark and pushed me to move outside.that time i discovered i am blocking the gate. I felt remorse. but nevertheless i was more excited with the APEX institute feeling that may be he is busy with some tricky problem.
I moved to pickup a remote chair or she picked me , either case, I looked at the aesthetic condition of the seat.I unfurled a newpaper lying near it N put it down on the seat. A terminal was also free near it. Cheers..Second Victory of the Day :).
As I have never worked on any OS other than Windows I was amused by the blue fedora wallpaper and the icons shape. I thought " This is really a gr8 institute as students over here have changed the face of Bill Gate's Windows. After 5 yrs I wll also be in a position to change the shape of MS. Wow its awesome."
Next target : which icon will open a browser and which icon will lead me to Yahoo Mesg.
I admit, that this level was the toughest in terms of my day's achievements.For me the mouse was working as it used to work in cyber cafe's pc but where should I go. I serached the most idle person in the LAB...the LAb Admin. I open the face my barrel and fired at him.Sir will you please tell me which one is Internet Explorer.
He was amazed with my question and I thought wow Dude gr8 work. He asked me some basic question like ur in junior batch,first time in lab etc. I satisfied all the queries and the interlocutor gave me the cheat code. "Just Click on icon which is having a Globe."

Well thts it ... it was my first day and I learned how to use internet in LABs. :)